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huffingtonpost:

Homeless shelter is transformed into 5-star restaurant, hot food and warm hearts all around.  See the full video here. 

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13 hours ago
bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(via hi)

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23 hours ago

neyagawa:

versaceslut:

this is fucking crazy omfg

i cant get over bruno mars

(via australiansanta)

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1 day ago

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

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1 day ago
veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

(Source: 12-gauge-rage, via pizza)

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1 day ago
legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via australiansanta)

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1 day ago

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

(via pizza)

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1 day ago

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

(via musicobsession101)

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1 day ago
simp-licity:

fawun:

I’m done with this website

WHAT IS THIS HAHAHA

simp-licity:

fawun:

I’m done with this website

WHAT IS THIS HAHAHA

(Source: gifdrome, via disturbed-but-charming)

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Posted
2 days ago

plinktone:

telapathetic:

watching two really opinionated people have an argument

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when they’re both wrong

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(Source: telapathetic, via hi)

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3 days ago
brianabuenviaje:

ladybulletsordie:

warriorinthemaking:

when it turns from winter to spring

when bae comes over

when you can backflip and take your pants off simultaneously

brianabuenviaje:

ladybulletsordie:

warriorinthemaking:

when it turns from winter to spring

when bae comes over

when you can backflip and take your pants off simultaneously

(via disturbed-but-charming)

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3 days ago
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